Dear Santa,
I know I’m probably on the naughty list this year, It’s not easy being a good boy, when all the bad things are so fun. But seeing as I don’t really want any presents this year, maybe you could make my Christmas wish come true. All I want is for you to wrap me up in ribbon’s and leave me under Professor Chaos’ Christmas tree.
And I promise to try extra hard to be good next year!
Merry Christmas,
— Peroxide
I’m not sure about the rest of the year, but for the past three months, you have been a very good boy indeed.
Ha! Thank you, Boss.
I hope you had a Merry Christmas.