Anal Toy Story

This isn’t really a review, since I’m not getting paid or getting any free stuff, but I thought it might be interesting to talk about my new toys!

I don’t remember how or when I first realised the erotic potential of my ass, but I have enjoyed playing with it nearly as long as I’ve been masturbating. Growing up I stimulated myself with my fingers or with sharpies, produce, the occasional coke bottle; items that I could shamefully dispose of after using.

I’ve wanted an actual anal toy for a long time now, but I wasn’t about to keep one in the house when I lived with my parents, or with the bros I lived with last year.

I went with Tantus, because I’ve always heard really good things, and because one of their customer service reps did a great AMA on reddit not too long ago. They’ve got some terrific deals on their closeout page, so I ended up getting two toys. The Tantus Spiral, and the Pro-touch vibe. Since Tavi restricts my orgasms I’ve only really tested out the Spiral so far.

It’s 3.5″ long and has a maximum diameter of 1.5″ which probably makes it the girthiest thing I’ve ever put inside myself. It came with a large-ish one touch bullet vibe that can be crammed into the base. It’s a big step up in terms of enjoyability than anything I’ve used before, but it’s not perfect by any means.

It’s probably a bit large for most beginners, on the other hand enthusiasm, determination, and lubrication can get you a long ways. It takes a little effort but I can get this toy fully inserted. However, the neck at the base is a little shorter than I need to be able to wear it easily. The rings are pretty closely spaced as well, so I have to sit carefully or use a free hand to hold it in.  That’s a bummer since part of the appeal of a butt plug was to be able to fit  it in, and then do other things.

The bullet vibe it came with was pretty awesome, but the batteries it shipped with have already died (And I promise I haven’t used them that much.) The vibration was pretty awesome for someone who’s never had a vibrating toy before, but it wasn’t super strong, and the placement of the bullet left most of the sensation near the base of the toy instead of the deep penetrating prostate rattling feelings I was hoping for.

The hole in the base means I could put just about any thin vibrator in there, so it’s going to be a versatile toy and I’m happy with my purchase overall. (Since at discount pricing and with an additional discount for signing up for their newsletter I got all this for under $30!)

I’ll be testing out the pro-touch vibe later this week. Hopefully the batteries on that one will hold out long enough for me to get a good sense of it’s capabilities.