I turn Twenty-three today, I beleive I’m owed 23 spankings… on second thought make that 276 to make up for my previous birthdays as well.
Sigh, Off to work.
I turn Twenty-three today, I beleive I’m owed 23 spankings… on second thought make that 276 to make up for my previous birthdays as well.
Sigh, Off to work.
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Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuu,
happy birthday to youuuuuuuu,
happy birthday dear Peroxxxxiiidddeee
Um…
I forget the rest.
I hope you have a wonderful day, and I would totally help you out with that birthday spanking if I could. You would have to count, of course, multi-tasking is just too much to ask for!
Ferns
Thank you for the birthday wishes. I suppose I could keep count, though what would we do if I lost track, start from the beginning?
I don’t think I’ve mentioned this before, but when I was a lad my father was offered a job in Austrailia, he declined so he could stay close to his family. While disappointed at the missed opportunity to have my adolescence transformed into something out of Mad Max, I didn’t hold it against him. Til now.
Happy Birthday! =D
And “birthday canings” are all the new “birthday spankings”. They’re all the rage in Europe. *whistles*
I swear I didn’t make that up.
I hope you have a great day! Be happy. You’re 23, and apparently very good at math.
Lady D
Thanks, if I’m being caned I think I’ll put off making up for lost time though, twenty three would probably be more than enough.
I wanted to jump out of a cake for you, but I ate it instead. Besides, I look terrible in frosting. 🙂
(happy birthday!)
Thank you for the thought, but did you have to eat the Whole thing?
Happy belated birthday.
And that’s what I get for not checking most blogs every day.
I hope you got your cake. And your spankings.
Happy belated birthday!
Thank you both!