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Lippy

Lippy

It is a small disappointment to me that I am not a Smart-assed Masochist. Rather than endlessly quipping as the pain escalates, I’ll make a brave attempt to be clever, and then immediately recant, back peddle, beg for forgiveness and finally break down into cries and whimpers. Far from being too kinky to torture, I realize that I would make a rubbish spy, because if captured I’d get about half a pun out, before I was spilling the beans.

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And I certainly wouldn’t openly taunt my captors. Ok, maybe I would, but I’d regret it pretty quickly.

Neither am I a brat. I’m far too eager to please to ever deliberately deliberately upset Tavi in hopes of receiving a bigger  badder beating. (Nor do I think I could handle her ire if I were to arouse it.) I do tease though, A fair bit. Part of the ongoing flirtation for me is a little poking, teasing, wry comments meant to elicit a desire to smack me a bit.

Tavi says I’m lippy. I think of it more as, well not quite wittiness, I tend to jump on every opportunity for a joke I see, and not all of them are all that great. Sometimes I’ll get several good ones in a row and seem really clever, and sometimes I’ll strike out and come off as annoying. But, that’s just how I’ve always been, as long as I can remember, and when I bite my tongue to hold in every joke, reference,  and pun that comes to mind I end up being very quiet.

It’s OK though, Tavi said she likes me a little bit lippy. Besides it gives her a ready excuse to punish me.

13 thoughts on “Lippy

  1. Ferns

    “Rather than endlessly quipping as the pain escalates, I’ll make a brave attempt to be clever, and then immediately recant, back peddle, beg for forgiveness and finally break down into cries and whimpers.”

    *laugh* This made me laugh out loud. I can totally picture it. Running the scene in my head about a dozen different ways. Makes me laugh every time. Fun!

    Ferns

  2. Neophyte

    I too fall into the smart-ass and masochist, but not smart-ass masochist camp. Oh, when I’m just sitting around talking with someone, especially someone I really like, I’ll tease and be a smart-ass. But when playing, I don’t find myself thinking along joking lines for the most part, even when I’m clear-headed. And if I’m dopey and floaty, forget about it; I’m not sure I could put together a “Why did the chicken cross the road” joke even if someone asked me to at that point.

    1. Peroxide

      Why did the chicken cross the road?

      To find a top that didn’t hit like a little girl.

      With that one pre made you can earn tour ass an extra hard beating without so much as a thought.

      1. Neophyte

        What? Noooooooo! I’m not going to be able to get that out of my head now. The nice lady who played with me about a week ago hit plenty hard, and she doesn’t seem like the kind to shy away from a challenge.

      2. Neophyte

        I don’t need your help getting in trouble. I’m quite adept at that myself. At least half a dozen times chatting with her, I’ve told her something and immediately thought, “Oh, crap. What have I gotten myself into.” For example, noting how quickly my bite marks cleared up (quickly being a relative term, it was nearly a week).

  3. gingernic

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To find a top that didn’t hit like a little girl.

    Yep. Stealing this. It’s going to hurt, and it’s going to be so very worth it.

    In an actual D/s context I wouldn’t dare try to sass my way into trouble (and have never been tempted, actually). But with a top for casual play? I am all about goading. It’s flirty and fun and leads to such impressive bruises.

    1. Peroxide

      We aren’t really doing D/s just yet, but I do cool it if she gets serious face. Mostly I just want to make her laugh, and if instead of a laugh I get hit, that’s ok with me.

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