A few weeks ago Chaos tried to fist me again. It was marvelous; she’s getting pretty close to being able to fit her whole hand inside me, I told her that I had stretched myself out with Dita (my biggest and most realistic dildo) ahead of time. When she told…
“Butt stuff” for Boys (and beginners)
I have an amazing girlfriend, who sometimes fucks me in the ass. The act is not only pleasurable in itself, but also a deeply erotic fulfillment of long-held fantasies. I’m not quite sure exactly when I began to experiment with “Butt Stuff,” but it was at some point in my…
Meeting Dita
About three weeks ago I took advantage of Tantus’ closeout sale and bought myself the Tantus Hank. This is the second time I’ve gotten a great deal from Tantus, and I definitely recommend keeping an eye on their sales if you’re an impoverished pervert like myself, but still want high…
Anal Toy Story 2
A bit of an update on how I’m enjoying my new toys. Both of them are pretty awesome, but at the same time I’m just a little disappointed. I’m definitely jumping straight into TMI territory here, so if you don’t want to read about my butt, you can go here and…
Lock the closet door
I mentioned here that I live with a couple of guys who while not bros entirely are capable of emitting frattyness at alarmingly high levels. Getting intelligent conversation out of them, can be a Sisyphean endeavor. Often, our “conversations” boil down to obnoxious games of would you rather. Being constantly…