I’m not quite sure where I first heard that eating ass was a “thing,” or when I first wanted to do it. I’ve always been orally fixated. Early on in my development of the concept of sex, I latched onto the idea that being proficient at oral sex was key…
Puppyboy
Chaos and I have been doing a lot more puppy play recently than I ever suspected I would engage in. It started with, I don’t know, her commenting that I was like a cute puppy, especially when my hair would flop over my face. She started using “puppydog” as often…
Ride’em Cowboy
A few weeks ago Chaos tried to fist me again. It was marvelous; she’s getting pretty close to being able to fit her whole hand inside me, I told her that I had stretched myself out with Dita (my biggest and most realistic dildo) ahead of time. When she told…
“Butt stuff” for Boys (and beginners)
I have an amazing girlfriend, who sometimes fucks me in the ass. The act is not only pleasurable in itself, but also a deeply erotic fulfillment of long-held fantasies. I’m not quite sure exactly when I began to experiment with “Butt Stuff,” but it was at some point in my…
Goodbye Kiss
Chaos has gone home for the holidays. *Sigh* We spent most of the weekend together, but on Tuesday we both had much to do. By the time I got to her apartment we had only a little time before it was time to head to the airport. I did get to give…
Meeting Dita
About three weeks ago I took advantage of Tantus’ closeout sale and bought myself the Tantus Hank. This is the second time I’ve gotten a great deal from Tantus, and I definitely recommend keeping an eye on their sales if you’re an impoverished pervert like myself, but still want high…
Can’t tell anyone
I don’t know exactly how to frame this story, but I feel pretty much obligated to share it with you folks. With the stress of my car troubles behind me I wanted last Sunday to be something special. I brought Tavi her favorite hard cider and we spend the afternoon…
Achievement Unlocked
There is a bit of a void in my life right now when it comes to male companionship. After living last year with three very bro-y dudes (Four if you count their buddy who stayed over all the time) I usually don’t really feel much need to seek out any…